FUTILE & MERIT PUBLISHING
THE WORLD'S FOREMOST RECYCLER OF OLD SCIENCE MANUALS
    Here at Futile & Merit we take great pride in recycling old science manuals from the 1940s, 50s and 60s. Operating based on a little known and unique theorem created by Albert Einstinkel. Our factory takes old manuals of all kinds and introduces them into especially constructed machinery. This machinery uses state of the art laser optical sensors and intricate incisors that isolates every word on a page and slices it out of the paper. Then in a series of highly delicate procedures it is finally reassembled into many of the world's best selling books.

    Point Of Note: In this age of environmental uncertainty; we at Futile and Merit go to great lengths above and beyond international standards to maintain eco-beneficial standards. This includes attacking ecologically harmful companies and recycling all, reusable and unusable resources into our own operations. Three fifths of our current staff in made up from conquered businesses. It's the only way we grown and expand, we guarantee it!
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