STRIVING FOR PERFECTION IN WEATHER PROTECTION


ABOUT THE SHIELD CORPORATION:

The SHIELD CORPORATION® is a non-profit organization founded in 1993 by a large core of weather enthusiasts and meteorologists who care for and about the environment. Its sole purpose is protect the residence of the United States and surrounding intercontinental regions. The Shield® has the ability to not only track severe weather but also to disrupt its severity. However, we believe in the rights of nature and only intervene when the situation demands attention. We specialize in minor weather alterations that effect everyday routines. The SHIELD® can prevent rain and snow. The SHIELD® can dissipate thunderstorms and disperse massive cloud cover. All this is possible if you paid The SHIELD TAX®!



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[ THE IMPORTANCE OF THE SHIELD TAX:]

I am William Shooburt, Assistance Vice President of The Shield Corp. and I would like to take this time to talk to you about the importance of the Shield Tax®. The Shield® was originally developed to protect Delaware's fragile atmosphere from hazardous weather. We have branched out since then to cover the continental united states and much of Canada and South America. We solely depend on the Shield Tax® to cover all operating costs. Recently, our funding has been depleting rapidly, because our fiscal budget has been increasing by ten percent every year. This fact and that more and more divisions of weather prediction have sprung up in recently years, boasting of their increasing accuracy of sophistic predicting unpredictable weather patterns. WE DON'T PREDICT THE WEATHER WE PREVENT IT !!! We can only do this if you pay your shield tax every year. So please check box W77 on your next tax return.













WEATHER STATEMENT: SEVERE WEATHER IS COMING TO YOUR AREA __ HAVE YOU PAID YOUR SHIELD TAX _ MT. SIRIL IGON
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