what the hell, have a sample:
Tired of being told what you can and can't do? Had enough of being pushed around by the legal system and always under threat of being sued? We live in a policed state and that's good because people can't be trusted. But, what if I told you I found a loop hole to exploit. Have I peaked your interest yet? Good. At Vipers Permits we can't give you absolute freedom. We can, however suspend what is and isn't considered illegal. Now I bet you're going to ask how does this work, right. Good!
Operating as an officiating permit distributor we can issue permits for just about anything and get away with it. As a member of the better business bureau and amnesty international we only issue permits that do not infringe on any personal rights of any sentient beings. You might be thinking that this seriously limits us on what we can permit and you'd be wrong. Since we began business in 1995 we have issued over 159,000 permits with only 3% persecution rate. For the right price we can make your idle fantasies happen. Just google us.